Questions

First: Is anyone seriously confused by my blogging right now? I’m falling in love with my WordPress blog and I don’t know if I’ll keep this one up much longer and just transfer all the posts over to the other one and toss this one. Think about it, I’ll come back…

Second: If I were to say tell you uhm…”Hey do you like to scrapbook?” And you answer “No, I have a ton of pictures and supplies but no time.” And I reply “Well would you pay someone to do it for you?”
What would you say? Okay now what would you say if that person were me?
I’ve been rattling it around in my head for a while. But I think that I am pretty decent at scrapbooking and I like to do it and if I could actually do it for other people I think I would get more out of it. So let me know okay! You few and seldom readers! Not your fault I know! With all this moving around and changing places, it’s my bad.
Anyway there you go. Short and sweet. If you want long and crazy posts just go HERE

Love you all and GOODNIGHT! 

 

Total Blogging Block

I need some help. I need something to blog about and I’ve got nothing, I really want to write SOMETHING but my brain isn’t working. It must be because I don’t get to hang out at home and surf the internet all day. Who knows. All I know is right now I’ve got NOTHIN’
But if I have to say something I will say this:
Get your ass out there and watch The Hangover. Single handedly the funniest movie I’ve seen in a long time. I had tears running down my cheeks by the end of it.

 

Ad Ware Makes My Self-Esteem Plummet

I just set up Ad-Ware I think on Friday and already it’s yelling at me that I won’t make any money because I don’t get 1000 visitors a day. Stinking Ad-Ware. Google Ads didn’t make me feel bad! I got kicked off of Google Ads though because I only had two readers, my sister and my friend at the time and they would click 6 to 12 ads at a time and according to Google, that’s cheating or what they call “inaccurate clicks” Whatever Google Ads!
The thing is I don’t want a 1000 readers a day. I like the people that read my blog and I think I’ll stick with them. I’m going for quality not quantity. And this isn’t just to make me feel better about myself, this is about the freedom to say what I want to say and not to worry about people “hating me” or being my “minions.” That word “minion” has been thrown around a lot lately in the blogs that I read and I think it’s funny. Like bloggers are supreme beings. Or wait, popular bloggers, are supreme beings or maybe giant planets and we as non-popular bloggers are their moons.
I also want to say that my friend Leslie is also a contributor on this blog but she doesn’t contribute very often because she feels like she’s a little out of place. Or something like that, I wasn’t paying attention to her when she was talking.
So why the Ads? Because I like to dream people. I like to fantasize that I will have a million followers swooning on my every word and backing up my every thought. I also fantasize that I can sing like Mariah Carey and have the body of Beyonce. But that’s besides the point. I also just got bored the other day and thought I would torture myself by setting up those stinking ads. Oh and I am not supposed to say there is any incentive for people to click my ads, so I’ll just say: “Hey…psssttt…you…you there, click on that ad. JUST ONE THOUGH! I don’t want to get kicked off.” You get nothing in return mind you. Just the satisfaction of getting me 6 pennies. Oh and if I ever get a lot of money, I will get you something pretty. Wait, is that an incentive?! I didn’t say that.
I will promise that I will probably never get to go to
Blogher or any other convention set up for the blogger people because I am NEVER going to be that cool.

Oh and if you’re still with me…Here’s something else completely boring and not really what you want to read:
What I ate yesterday:
2 egg, cheese, polish sausage “breakfast” burritos
popcorn
2 slices of pepperoni pizza
2 pieces of lemon cake
And around 32 oz of water.
For a “work-out” we walked around PetSmart and Boarders. Shut up.