This is the first one that my “old blog” would let me see. For some reason it didn’t save my very first one which would have been nostalgic and awesome. lame.
: One time, I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would just sit back with my mind completely blank while the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper. At the end of the week, the teacher said, “Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes.” So I wrote a paper that said, “Hello! My name is Bingo! I like to climb on things! Can I have a banana? Eek, eek!” I got an F. When I told my mom about it, she said, “I told you, never trust a monkey!”
ahhh bloging. such fun. I saw a comic the other day and it was terribly addictive, I had to share it with my friend and family…and then i figured hey anyone can do that. just draw really crappy stick figures and then be really witty, and there you have it! The only thing is when I say witty things they just appear then disappear…and I never get a chance to write them down. sooo sad