A Little About Me

My name is Miranda. I’m a blogger who breaks all the rules. I use my real name, and you can find me pretty damn easily and if you want to steal my identity have at it! It’s pretty crappy. My credit blows.
So background:
I was raised by a family of lemurs on the island of Madagascar…wait no, that was a flash back to a personal ad my friend and I once put up. You would not believe the responses. Anyway! I’m almost 31 this year. And I think the numbers should be switched around. I have no idea how I got here or why I’m still around, but hey I am! So I’ll make the most of it!
I hail from a small Eastern Oregon town, and my whole family, is still there. Except well me. Because I refuse to move back. I hated it when I was growing up and my opinion of the place hasn’t changed much.
I have one kid, he has his own page on this blog because well my life revolves around him, I don’t like that it does, but it is what it is. I work part time. Part time being as many hours under 40 that Wal-Mart can work me. I just got promoted to being a Customer Service Supervisor. I’m always looking for a way out though.
I’ve been with my Jesse now for 7 years and it’s been good the whole time. Even though I’m a bit psycho at times. If you really want to be jealous of me keep reading and think “Does my man do that?” This is what he does:
Cooks, cleans the kitchen, makes the bed, vacuums, cleans Oscar’s room, his own laundry, the towel laundry, Oscar’s laundry, and basically everything else…like: he mows the lawn, takes out the garbage and washes the car. Yeah I don’t have to do much. And it’s brought me to the realization that it’s all his fault that I’m as lazy as I am.

The story behind my “domain address”: Basically I love pork chops. It’s the only thing I cook really well, and I love to eat them. I even have a t-shirt that one of my best friends made for me for my birthday. It was that or “hoboghosts” and I know that would go over REALLY well.

I’m new to WordPress but not new to blogging. This is my third and hopefully final move. I’ve imported all my old stuff from Blogger if you want to invade my not so privacy.


3 responses to “A Little About Me

  1. TheDeeView

    January 27, 2010 at 8:53 am

    Miranda – I love your brazen, bravery. Maybe I’ll track you down and we can get drunk together. Thanks for the support on my Blog post about having people think I’m “grandma”. You made me feel less alone, and I laughed. Oh “30”! Chickie Baby – fuck those assholes! See you in Twitterland. And bring those #hashtags! I love it!

  2. Sabreena

    March 6, 2010 at 5:00 pm

    I really like your self description. Not to be wierd or anything but it reminds me of myself (except for the part time job, that makes me jealous). I would like to stay in contact with you. I think our personalities would mesh well and I have been hard pressed to find that in another mom. Okay, enough stalking but I will continue reading.

  3. Maria Cosby

    February 27, 2011 at 9:31 am

    Hi Miranda. I stumbled across your blog and wanted to say hello. If you don’t mind, I’d like to stay a while and read through your posts. I’ve been on a weight loss and self discovery journey for years and find people like you inspirational. My blog is


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