Offensive Thursdays?? Or…topics suggested by Leslie

12 Nov

(If your in a hurry skip down to the end for the important update)
I need something to write about on Thursdays. I got confused and almost did my “list” on the wrong day! So I figure since last Thursday I wrote about something, that might have been offensive, but then it ended up not being offensive because I was scared to put the offensive part in, I would try it again. But the stupid blogging blog has me in a choke hold. I don’t know even know where I would start to be offensive. I’m just not that person. I’m also not a person that gets offended very easily. Except by big things like: bigotry and hypocrisy. Those two things really offend me.

Leslie gave me some blog ideas here they are: unicorns doing somersaults and million dollar homes not having laundry hook-ups.
Can you imagine a unicorn doing somersaults? I think that would be physically impossible but not impossible for a mythical creature such as a unicorn. But I think that the horn would get stuck in the ground and then it would do an awkward head stand. And now I’m picturing an upside down unicorn, with its big ol’ butt sticking up in the air, I bet it would be pissed so its legs would be kicking all crazy like. Then I think another mythical creature would have to come to its rescue like an elf or something, but the elf would have to bring friends because just one elf could not help a unicorn in this situation.

And now a word to the rich: If you are buying a home that costs you over a million dollars maybe you should make sure that is is move in ready because really? Do you want to re-mod a house that already cost you a million dollars? If I were looking at homes, even in the 75K range, if it didn’t have washer/dryer hook ups I would move on to the next. I don’t even like renting houses or apartments without w/d hook ups.
I also saw one of those HGTV shows were the people were moving into a 600K house that didn’t have updated appliances. I’m not talking about last years models I’m talking 80s models. I would move on, because really you’re spending THAT much do you want to put even more into the damn thing?! My million dollar home would be move-in-ready, and if not I wouldn’t buy it. I think though if I had a million dollars to spend on a house I would build from scratch and it would end up not costing me that much and it would have it’s own energy source. Also I have beef with those 600K people because they won the lottery and then they remodled the house that they were in and then they moved out, to a house that cost over what they made in the lotto. Is that smart? In my opinion I don’t think so.
Also a word to HGTV shows that are about selling houses. Okay a word to the people going into buy the houses: “THE CURTAINS DO NOT COME WITH THE HOUSE!” Neither does the furniture! I understand if a house is too cluttered, that I get. But really? Why comment on the pictures on the wall and the couches when clearly you are not getting those with the house.

So! I waited this long to get to the good part! I finally got a call from Wal-Mart and lo and behold! I am not a terrorist, and I am now going to be an employee! Which means money! Yay! For at least 120 days, that’s my “contract” ha! Unless they want me longer. But now that gives me 120 days to get done with my class and get hired for a good job. So time to get to work! I start with my training tomorrow and then on Saturday, then who knows what I’ll be working. I’m a little anxious and excited at the same time.
I haven’t heard the whole story yet about my dad but last time I talked to mom she said dad told my aunt that he would only have to pay a $50 deductible. But mom didn’t know for sure. So I probably shouldn’t say anything just yet till we know for sure. But as of now, it sounds like it won’t be costing as much for his meds, which is a good thing.

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Posted by on November 12, 2009 in random thursday, unicorn farts


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